1. There are much bigger problems in the world than yours. (This is supposed to make you feel better. Did it work?)
2. We are all afraid sometimes. It’s ok, I’m here for you!
3. Jesse Eisenberg. Most beautiful award.
4. Don’t worry about it, I’ll be your valentine!
5. I have a hard time believing that other people sit around and do nothing, too. You’re all too interesting for that!
6. Life is long and beautiful and living is underrated.
7. Ok, ok! I finally get it! Frozen is the best movie ever created, and I do love it, and Olaf is the best! The internet was telling the truth!
8. If you don’t say anything, if you don’t tell them, it’s not actually real. If they don’t know, then you don’t want them to know. Make a move or stop talking about it! Love, me.
9. How to prepare for an interview: Drink lots of coffee. You’re welcome.
10. Where do I get a purpose in life? Do they sell them at Target?