1. There are approximately 12 times more sweethearts out there than shitty people, and it’s a really great thing. Keep going until you find them.
2. Please take me seriously. I take you seriously – probably way too seriously. I am not a joke even though I know a lot of great ones.
3. Imagine my surprise when you were more shallow than my overactive imagination could’ve imagined.
4. The great people who have been doing great things are still out there, doing them. How about you? You have not done enough until you are dead. Keep moving.
5. Can we all please be more excited about Finding Dory? This movie is gonna be great. Right?! Let’s go see it when it comes out in…4 months.
6. Any positivity you can find. It is all some sort of sunshine.
7. My computer is almost 8 years old. That’s ancient! Should I send it to a museum? I mean, I would, but then how would I check Tumblr??
8. Care more, not less.
9. It’s all going to be okay! O.K.? ok.