me at a bagel shop in pittsburgh

bagel lady: “good morning.”

me: …

bagel lady: “good morning.”

me: “good morning…”

bagel lady: “are you ready?”

me: “umm….”

bagel lady: …

bagel lady: …

bagel lady: …

me: “could i have a sesame bagel?”

bagel lady: “do you want that toasted? do you want anything on it?”

me: “yes. do you have cream cheese?”

bagel lady: “… yes, we have cream cheese.”

me: “what kinds?”

bagel lady: “it’s on the sign. …we have eight kinds of cream cheese.”

me: “oh… chive. thank you…”

THE END

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